After the game, several people asked for rides. Me, naturally having a van, decided what the heck and gave Bert, Darnell Pope and Joe Lukasik a ride home. What happened next will be documented in history (well, at least TBS history) forever.

Chris decided that he would take Joe Lukasik home first. But he never made it there as fast as he would have hoped to have. Someone was tailgating him. Without warning, eggs from everywhere came at them! PLOP PLOP PLOP! "What was that?" asked Chris. But we all knew what it was.

Chris pulled over and let the eggers pass him (which was weird). He went outside to analyze the situation of the car. A voice came from inside the van...."I think they're turning around!"

And they were. The car had turned around, and Chris ordered everyone back into the car. A chase ensued and Chris doesn't remember much of this except a stop-sign turn. Chris suddenly had a plan, and turned on his best chase music at the time. It wasn't that great, but Weezer's "Buddy Holly" would have to do.

Chris pulled onto Nichols Rd. and went towards the Police Station and pulled in the lot. Success! The chasers kept going, but oh, what an egged car Chris had. Chris remembered what his father had told him: it needs to be cleaned ASAP!

So, Chris drove home, and got out a hose. With his dad's help, the car wasn't damaged. Chris then drove everyone home. He got a purple heart for getting a little bit of egg on his shirt.

The....end?