HALLOWEEN 2001


All of my wacky adventures for
HALLOWEEN 2001



        Well, this was most definitely the greatest Halloween ever. It started when I woke up at Terry's at 6:30. We immediately prepared our costumes. He was a mummy, so I spent a half hour wrapping him in some foul-smelling toilet paper. I was a Subway employee. (You see, when I quit that job back in May, I never gave the uniform back. Since I'm both poor AND uncreative, I put on the uniform as my costume.)
        So, at about 7:30, we arrived at school. There were many interesting costumes, most notably Anthony Mingione as a gorilla, Matt Pautz as a soldier, Charlie Becker as Edward Scissorhands, and Matt Olig as a clown. We went through the classes. They all passed by pretty quickly. The spirit of Halloween was with everyone.
        After school, it was almost time for Little Bert's funeral. (Little Bert was killed when Good Bert's truck was vandalized.) In attendance at the funeral were me, Tear-E, Shvotz, Joelle, Stephanie, Josh, Matt, and my neighbor Chris. At the conclusion of the ceremony we burned Little Bert and I fought with the Tear-E.
        Then we all went to the Dream Park (presumably) to play tag. However, Shvotz and Joelle drove around for a while as Chris and Stephanie conversed. So, tag was only being played by me, Josh, Matt, and Tear-E. We played for a while, then Chris and Stephanie wanted to leave, and Shvotz dropped off Joelle and went home. So, the remainder of us (that's everyone but Shvotz) scattered Little Bert's ashes and went back to my apartment. From there, Matt, Josh, and Stephanie went trick-or-treating, leaving me, Joelle, & the Tear-E alone at my apartment. We hung out for a bit, then I went over to McDonald's, where I ran into Dan, Black Phil, and Zach Puza. Our conversation was as follows:
                DAN: Hey, Bert, did you go to Jennie's party?
                ME: No, Jennie's having a party?
                DAN: Yeah.
                ME: [expletive deleted], after what happened last year???
                DAN: Yeah, apparently.
        So, me, Joelle, & Tear-E went to Jennie's party. Many interesting costumes were there, too, such as Matt Busse as the New Year's Baby. We chilled there for a while, and then all of us (probably about 40 people) went to Sra. Fuller's house for candy. We then returned to Jennie's basement. There, Tear-E dropped his pants, Busse rubbed Tear-E's inner thigh, and I hit my head on the ceiling on my way upstairs when we left.
        And that was Halloween, 2001, baby! WOO!



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