HALLOWEEN 2001
All of my wacky adventures for
HALLOWEEN 2001
Well, this was most definitely the greatest Halloween ever.
It started when I woke up at Terry's at 6:30. We immediately prepared our costumes. He
was a mummy, so I spent a half hour wrapping him in some foul-smelling toilet paper. I
was a Subway employee. (You see, when I quit that job back in May, I never gave the
uniform back. Since I'm both poor AND uncreative, I put on the uniform as my costume.)
So, at about 7:30, we arrived at school. There were many
interesting costumes, most notably Anthony Mingione as a gorilla, Matt Pautz as a
soldier, Charlie Becker as Edward Scissorhands, and Matt Olig as a clown. We went
through the classes. They all passed by pretty quickly. The spirit of Halloween was
with everyone.
After school, it was almost time for Little Bert's funeral.
(Little Bert was killed when Good Bert's truck was vandalized.) In attendance at the
funeral were me, Tear-E, Shvotz, Joelle, Stephanie, Josh, Matt, and my neighbor Chris.
At the conclusion of the ceremony we burned Little Bert and I fought with the Tear-E.
Then we all went to the Dream Park (presumably) to play tag.
However, Shvotz and Joelle drove around for a while as Chris and Stephanie conversed.
So, tag was only being played by me, Josh, Matt, and Tear-E. We played for a while, then
Chris and Stephanie wanted to leave, and Shvotz dropped off Joelle and went home. So,
the remainder of us (that's everyone but Shvotz) scattered Little Bert's ashes and went
back to my apartment. From there, Matt, Josh, and Stephanie went trick-or-treating,
leaving me, Joelle, & the Tear-E alone at my apartment. We hung out for a bit, then I
went over to McDonald's, where I ran into Dan, Black Phil, and Zach Puza. Our
conversation was as follows:
DAN: Hey, Bert, did you go to
Jennie's party?
ME: No, Jennie's having a party?
DAN: Yeah.
ME: [expletive deleted], after
what happened last year???
DAN: Yeah, apparently.
So, me, Joelle, & Tear-E went to Jennie's party. Many
interesting costumes were there, too, such as Matt Busse as the New Year's Baby. We
chilled there for a while, and then all of us (probably about 40 people) went to Sra.
Fuller's house for candy. We then returned to Jennie's basement. There, Tear-E dropped
his pants, Busse rubbed Tear-E's inner thigh, and I hit my head on the ceiling on my way upstairs when we left.
And that was Halloween, 2001, baby! WOO!
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