September 4, 2001
A Day at the Brewers Game
A Day at the Brewers Game
One Sunday, Bert & Tear-E went to the Milwaukee Brewers game with Bert's dad. They woke up at 9:00 (A.M.) and left for Milwaukee at 10:30. On the bus ride there, the Tear-E slept while the Bert listened to CDs (some of which were Bloodhound Gang, Nerf Herder, Mr. T Experience, and Butthole Surfers). Once in Milwaukee, they wandered about Miller Park. (Isn't it odd that a couple people died to make a stadium named after a company that kills millions of people a year?) Anyway, once the game started, Bert & Terry were settled in their seats. They watched the game, which, being baseball, was boring. There were a couple interesting happpenings, though. 1) Some nut job proposed to his (fat) girlfriend via the giant scoreboard. I hate people who do that. Why? Cuz it raises standards! If everyone does that, then a regular proposal isn't good enough anymore. At least Bert will never have to worry about that kind of stuff, due to his ugly face and the fact that girls hate him. (see his article or Jack Perkins's articles) 2) The only home run was hit by Larry Walker (no relation to Shvotz Walker, who was the only one not there). 3) The length of the game was three hours and eleven minutes. 3:11. Odd.
: All in all, the day was fun, yet boring. Anyway, I will leave you now. Adios.
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