August 31, 2001



Why I Don't Trust Girls
by Bert


        As you're probably able to guess, girls don't like me at all. They never have. Yes, i have had a few girlfriends, and i've asked out plenty of others (when will i learn?). But after tonight's events, i've done some thinking, and i realized that ALL of them have given me reasons not to trust girls.
        For example, i had a "girlfriend" named Shandi. i went out with her for a month, until she dumped me. Later, i discovered that she was only dating me to annoy her boyfriend. Her f***ing boyfriend! Anyway, that's not all. My most recent girlfriend "Jane" broke up with me after 10 and a half months. Why? So she could go out with a 20-year-old (with whom i suspect she was cheating on me), which is both illegal and sick. There's plenty more stories to tell, but if i were to put them all on here, this page would be WAY too long.
        But i CAN tell you about some asking out experiences that prove my lack of good qualities. One time, i asked out this girl named "Betty." She told me to talk to her about the next day in math. Not too suprisingly, the next day she completely avoided me. Here's another one. This one happened just tonight. A certain girl named "Ashley" agreed to be my date to the football game. Well, i suggested that i give her a ride home so as to know where i was to pick her up later. After school she ditched me for "Dan C." So, i went to the game by my ugly self. Two hours later, she showed up with (suprise suprise) "Dan." Gee, i wonder what they did afterwards.
        Anyway, due to the aforementioned reasons, and MANY more, I have discovered that 99.9% of girls are deceitful, cheating, demons from Hell who can NOT be trusted (which is, coincidentally, where i feel like i am right now). Anyway, i'm gonna quit writing this due to extreme depression. To all the girls i've offended, i have one thing to say: "F*** you, too." Bye.


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