But, from the very beginning, all of the kids made fun of him. In fact, all of the adults made fun of him. Actually, everyone made fun of him. So, he had a tough childhood, and could have easily been an evil villain if it weren't for that evil villain we already had named Waffle Head Man.

Waffle Head Man was indeed evil. We would kidnap innocent children and ransom them for syrup which he would bathe in. Then, he would eat the children. Frankly, I don't know why we kept paying the ransom, he never gave our children back. Yet, being the dumbies we were, we just kept paying, and he kept bathing and eating.

However, one day, he mad the mistake of kidnapping the toaster-handed young lad. He thought it would be good to eat something that he despised. He was wrong. As soon as he devoured him, the toaster began to toast its way out, saving all the kids already inside his body from previous eatings....supposedly, they survived on the syrup.

Anyways, there weren't many crimes that Toaster-Hand Man could solve. But, he always ended up saving the day with his toaster-hand. However, during this adventure, his hand was accidently unplugged. So, what could he do? He could not fly, that's for sure.

So, our hero was basically screwed. The end.....don't like this story? Too bad.