Random Thoughts from a Study Hall
by Bert
Mighty Mouse appears to lack junk
Annie, are you OK?
I'd have to say that so far (it's currently 5th hour), the highlight of my day has been this morning's pom performance.
I was just told a story about a guy who got his leg trapped under a huge log. He tried to free himself by sawing off his leg. Right before he was almost done, someone found him. Wow, that would suck.
There goes Mr. Sharpe.
That guy looks like a real fool.
Whoa, this guy looks like the dead dude from "Pet Semetary."
I wonder what Terry & Shvotz are doing right now.
Today at the pep rally, the cheerleaders chanted "Eat Those Beavers!"
Snoogans
I hope I kick ass in tennis next period.
What the crack is that thing???
Annie, get out of my head!
Here comes Josh Paul. I don't trust him [see rules for explanation].
Malkovich!
Isn't this study hall over yet? I'm almost to the end of this notebook page.
Technically, I already thought of this sentence last week. But since I just thought of it again, it counts as a thought.
Look at those two people doing homework. The fools! If homework was meant to be done during study hall, it would be called studyhallwork.
The people near me are talking about narcotics, which would explain their odd behavior.
I think it would be awfully funny to see a proctologist driving a Ford Probe, hehehe.
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