Shvotz's Philosophies on Girls


My (Shvotz's) Philosophies on Girls


        The way I see it, at least Bert has had girls. Imagine if you will a guy who has never had a relationship. What do you think he'd be like? Crazy?

Nah, it's me! Duh, if you didn't figure that out by now, what is wrong with you? Geez! Anywho, you may say to yourself, geez Chris. You must feel lucky. You're this old and haven't been heart-broken.

Not necessarily true. I know what love is, I have felt love. It has left me several times. In fact, when most people say they have never felt love, I disagree with that. We all have and need love. Love is like matter; it can never be broken or destroyed, only transferred. Man, I hate science!

But anyways, I guess the only reason I have never had a relationship is cuz no girl has really wanted me like that. I have liked or loved my share of girls. Which is really depressing if you think about it.

Yet, I'm not depressed, cuz I know that someone will be coming along in a while. Plus, I'm too young to even really worry about this stuff. Still, a girlfriend would be nice. I'll just wait a little longer....

"Now we play the waiting game....
Oh, waiting game sux, let's play Hungry-Hungry Hippos!"




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