The Rules
These are the rules to everything you need in life.
If there is a rule worth noting, it is probably here.
Sit back, and read the rules, and follow the rules.
- Names---
- 1. If someone's last name could also be a first name (such as Tony Scott or Chris Walker), they are not to be trusted.
- 2. Nicknames: If someone's first name starts with a letter that has the E sound (b c d e g p t v z) then their nickname is [that letter]-money. For example, Bert is B-Money. If someone's name starts with any other letter, then their nickname is Big [that letter]. For example, Shvotz would be Big S.
- Pronunciation: When a word ends in -er, it is to be pronounced "are." For example, computARE. Also, such words are to be spelled as such. (computar)
- This rule is to do with rank. Several times this summer, many people have been confused as to what they were exactly. Were they Sophomores, Juniors, or nothing? This rule settles anything you need to know. It goes like this...prior to graduation, suppose you were a Freshman. Yet, immediately after the Senior class graduates, they would no longer be Seniors---they would be Freshman in college. So, the Juniors of the prior year would be the new Seniors as of that moment. The Sophomores prior to that moment would be Juniors, and Freshmen would be Sophomores. 8th Graders would also become Freshmen.
- This rule is the rule on dating. Several people will disagree with it, but the rules are never wrong. Traditionally, you are to date within your own class. Dating within the class above/below you is alright too, but within your own class is what is preferred. Dating with someone two years younger (i.e. Senior/Sophomore, Junior/Freshmen) is OK, just not to be common. However, if a Senior would ever date a Freshmen, that would be illegal by decree of these rules. It's wrong cuz an 18 year old dating a 15 year old? Not only illegal by the rules, but illegal by LAW!
- Cars---
- 1. When going through a yellow/red light, one must kiss their hand, slap the roof and yell "SEX". The last to do so must remove an article of clothing.
- 2. Punch bugs occur when a VW Beetle is seen, and the first one to see it, punch someone, and yell PUNCH BUG will get no punches in their direction. Same with WOODY's.
- If someone "passes gas", they must say "safety" before anyone else says the words "doornob." If "doornob" is spoken first, the person who "let it go" may be beaten up by the person who said "doornob" until they touch an actual doornob.
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