CNN, they did a whole 10 hour (meaning minute) report about suspicious envelopes sent to Santa Claus. !*@&*#&@! Just tell me about news, not stupid things! They actually interviewed a Santa! WTF!
Twix, Snickers, and Milky way candy bars. Who likes caramel?! Not me!
Girls (sometimes). Though very attractive, they are also very confusing.
Conan McClowen...still.
My Glasses that don't actually do me any good.

Ugly News Reporters Hey, if I have to stare at this a-hole for 30 minutes, make him/her look halfway-decent!
Dave Matthews...good band, terrible singing.
Parrallelograms
Carl...no, not a specific person, but my computer's name is Carl.
Krackel, the stupidest candy bar on earth. Leaves an odd taste in your mouth.
The Internet, although I'm on it all the time, it takes forever.
People named Jeeves
MSN They're planning to take over ya know.
Conan McClowen He's staring at me from above this computer.