Haikus!

by Shvotz






Coconut candy
It's not that great, you see
I'd rather eat glass.
What's up my good friend?
How have you been lately? Good?
I just broke your toe!
The sky is darker
So hold this lightning rod please
It won't hurt that bad.
Having problems there?
Do you need some help from me?
Ah, that is too bad.
Good timing's not bad
'Specially when you're running
'Specially from cops.
What is wrong with me?
No, I should rephrase that one...
What is wrong with you?
What is this thing here?
Is that light supposed to blink?
We better run now.
What ya doing there?
Hey! Put down that bat right now!
No more wiffle bats!
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