The following joke is from a movie called "Chasing Amy."
In the picture above, we have a four-way intersection. In the middle is a one hundred dollar bill. Going clockwise from left, we have first, a friendly lesbian. One of those lesbians who has a lot of male friends, is an easy-going person, and is pleasant to be around. Next we have lesbian number two. She is one of those lesbians who absolutely hates men, and wishes they would all just die. Finally, we have Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Which one will reach the one hundred dollar bill first?