One day, this lad took all the money out of his bank and bought a bus. He would drive back and forth around the country just picking up hitch-hikers and stealing diesel gas from gas stations. And then an idea hit him...make the hitch-hikers do crimes for him! That would be a good payment for the hitch-hikers to do.

So the lad had many a'thing to add to his collection of stuff. Toys, games, books, old-grandpa shirts (because someone stole them from the Tear-E when they were in Madison), dimes, and other junk. He even had a pet rat, but it ran away after it stole his cheese.

But, for one reason or another, this wasn't enough for the young man. He needed more. And so his crime spree bus just kept on going up until the end of this story, which is coming up very soon.

One night, the lad decided he wanted to rob a bank so he could get more junk. I mean, what reason do robbers have to rob banks? So they can look at the money? Think about it...

His plan was to set up a diversion using the people on his bus. While they broke in the front, he would break into the back.

Unfortunately, his plan didn't work, for, as you see, he mistook which side was front and back! So, while he was caught by the police, his team of bandits took all the money. However, they didn't get away cuz the boy had the keys to the bus. So, they separated the cash and lived in the town, somewhat happily ever after.

Somewhat cuz they were hundreds of miles away from their desired destinations, yet had thousands of dollars.