2. The Pillsbury Doughboy is waaaayyy too happy considering that he doesn't have a penile unit!

3. People who are willing to get off their rear-end to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too. "What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's piece of cake instead?

5. When people say..."It's always the last place you look. " No s--t!! Why would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie ... "Did you see that?" No, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved". Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. "You should know, buddy. You're the one that pulled me over!"

10. People who always say, "Know what I'm saying" or "Ya know what I'm talking about?" I'm pretty sure that if I was involved in this conversation before that I didn't miss what you were saying.

Sure, there are more things that piss me off, but it would be too long of a page to write....ten will do for now.