SIMPSONS QUOTATIONS!

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"Alcohol - The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
--Homer

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"What's so bad about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex."
--Abe

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"My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty', I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."
--Abe

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"D'oh!"
--Homer

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"Who shot who in the what now?"
--Jasper

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"Yar, I'm unattractive."
--Sea Captain

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"Cool, now can we get going? I got a hot date tonight. (buzz) OK, dinner with a friend. (buzz) Fine! Fine! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz) alright, Sears Catalog."
--Moe Syzlack

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"THAT'S TENNIS!?!? Then what's the sport where the chicks wail on each other? (BART: Foxy Boxing?) YES!! That's what I wanted!"
--Homer

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